But…aren’t you a damsel in distress?

hippiesispunkz:

current emotion: i need money

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

pp