slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
— Stephen King, “Joyland” (via creepnymph)

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

710642:


well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

pp