I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me